#move your bitch-ass aside ‘hero of time’ cause i got this shit #they don’t call it the legend of me for nothing
Via I walk the road into your pants till dawn
Legend of Subway: Footlong Sword
Legend of Soup: Spirit Lentils
endless subway 2: sweet onion world
(( Legend of Zelda: Skyward Eggs. ))
Legend of Chocolate: Skyward Lollipop.
Legend of Burgers: The Wind Fries
Eternal Darkness: Skittles’ Requiem
Legend of Pizza: Pepperoni Sword
(Source: zanreosauce)
I was watching Despicable Me again and… well…
This happened in my head.
Via I walk the road into your pants till dawn
About me
I'm really bored so I'm gunna make my description FABULOUS =) let's get this party started! 1. Your GANGSTA name (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Alizzle (2 i's would be weird...)
2. Your DETECTIVE name (fav color and fav animal):
Blue Hamster
3. Your SOAP OPERA name (middle name, and current street name): Luise Silverado
4. Your STAR WARS name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Davalaum
5. Your SUPERHERO name (fav color, fav drink):
Blue Cola
6. Your ARAB name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of you middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a cousins first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lvuryae (It looks like a disease... O.O)
7. Your WITNESS PROTECTION name (Mothers middle name): Luise (Eww...)
8. Your GOTH name (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Pepsi/Soda/Hampton/Watson (LOL Megan ;] )
9. Your ROCKSTAR name (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Orange Marriage (...What? It's true!)
10. Your PIRATE name (fav color, pirate accessory):
Blue Eyepatch
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Never gonna)
If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
YOUR BOY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
Gory movies are cool.
Green/black/red/blue/silver is one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Talk with food in your mouth.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (to a certain extent)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
THINGS I LIKE AND OR LOVE
Video Games: Legend of Zelda <3 If it isn't obvious lol. Which ones? Welllll
1. Skyward Sword
2. Wind Waker
3. Twilight Princess
4. Majora's Mask
5. Ocarina of Time
I've played others but hey aren't worthy of the list... Like Phantom Hourglass
Movies: Rio, ZOMBIELAND, Paranormal Activity 1 and 2, The Sixth Sense, Gnomeo and Juliet... I'll think of more :P
Shows: I actually don't know... :o
Books/Series: Darkest Powers by Kelley Armstrong (The Summoning, The Awakening, The Reckoning),
Women of the Otherworld by Kelley Armstrong (Bitten, Stolen, Dime Store Magic, Industrial Magic, Haunted, Broken... Theres more but thats all i read so far)
Stores: Aeropostale, Ardenes, Footlocker, Athlete's World (Her World).
Numbers: 13, 9, 5, 7, 15, 16
Windows or Mac: Windows
Subjets: Music, Drama, Tech, Art, English
Music/Songs: SOMETHING MORE BY ALY N AJ<3<3Something Like a Party by School Gyrls, Something That I Want by Grace Power, White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic, All I Ever Wanted by BassHunter, Best Love Song by T-Pain ft. Chris Brown, Moves Like Jaggar by Maroon 5 ft Christina Agularia (Idc if I spell it wrong -.-), Bullseye by Aly and AJ, Can't Stand It by NeverShoutNever, What Hurts the Most by Cascada, 8-Bit World by YourFavoriteMartian, Say I Love You (Please Don't Go) by Tyler Mederios, A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton, Take You To Rio by Ester Dean, Skyscraper by Demi Lovato, Sleepyhead by Passion Pit, Happy Up Here by Royksopp, You Make Me Smile by Uncle Kracker, And almost ANY Legend of Zelda song ;)
(There are many more but I think I wrote enough...)
